Lesbian Delusion Calculator (Australia)

Curious about your odds in the Australian lesbian dating scene? The data is here.

Note: Results are based on the ~9% of Australian women who identify as lesbian or bisexual. Your filters — age, income, height, and more — are applied on top of that.
Age Range
Relationship Status
Sexual Orientation
Income
Body Type
Height
Appearance
Race / Ethnicity
9%
of women match your criteria
About 1 in 11 women you meet could match these criteria
Delusion Meter
Australia Delusion Meter — Sapphic Math Strikes Again

The Australian Data Driving Your Results:

Age demographics: Balanced across age groups — 12% of adult Australian women are 18–24, tapering to 19% at 65+.

Orientation breakdown: High identification (high social acceptance). At ages 18–24, 20% of Australian women identify as WLW (women who love women). By 65+, the lesbian-only rate falls to 0.5%.

Marital status & kids: Australia follows a western (most marry in late 20s–30s, moderate divorce rates) pattern. Among women aged 25–29, 55% are unmarried and 62% have no children. Picking both "unmarried" and "no children" activates a joint rate (50% at 25–29) instead of multiplying independently, since these traits overlap heavily.

Earning power: Salary brackets reflect Australian female full-time income data. The median stands at A$50,000, with A$145,000+ needed for the top 5%.

Body type: The Australian female obesity rate is 28%, meaning 72% are not obese. Of those, 36% fall in the normal BMI range and 37% are on the slimmer side.

Height: The average Australian woman measures 162 cm (5'4").

Eye colour: Brown/Black (38%), Blue (30%), Hazel (15%), Green (12%), Gray (5%).

Hair colour: Brown (50%), Blonde (20%), Black (20%), Red (8%).

Data Sources & Methodology

ABS (demographics, income) | AIHW (BMI, height) | ABS / Gallup (sexuality)

Browse All Countries
North America
Nordic Europe
Central Europe
Southern Europe
South Asia
Southeast Asia
Middle East & Africa
Latin America