Female Delusion Calculator

The Female Delusion Calculator estimates the percentage of Belgian men who match all your selected criteria at once. Each filter's statistical rate is multiplied together. The "1 in X" result tells you roughly how many men you'd need to encounter before finding a match.

Belgium Men's Data Used:

Age distribution: Balanced across age groups — 12% aged 18–24, 19% aged 65+. Marital status, children, sexuality, and balding are weighted across your selected age range.

Marriage & children: Central European (marriage in late 20s, moderate cohabitation) pattern. At ages 25–29, 60% of Belgian men are unmarried and 75% are childless. When both filters are active, a combined rate (57% at 25–29) is used to avoid double-counting.

Income: Brackets in €, from median €42,000 to top 1% at €280,000+. Based on Belgian male full-time earnings data.

Height: Average Belgian man is 178 cm (5'10"). Brackets are spaced around this national average.

Body type: Belgian male obesity rate is 20%. Not obese: 80%, normal weight: 38%, fit/athletic: 20%.

Sexuality: High identification (high social acceptance) — 96% straight or bisexual, 93% straight only. Rates are age-weighted.

Eye color: Blue (35%), Brown (30%), Green (15%), Hazel (12%), Gray (8%).

Hair loss: Age-weighted balding rates — 85% of men 18–24 have a full head of hair, declining to 20% at 65+.