Female Delusion Calculator

The Female Delusion Calculator estimates the percentage of Brazilian men who match all your selected criteria at once. Each filter's statistical rate is multiplied together. The "1 in X" result tells you roughly how many men you'd need to encounter before finding a match.

Brazil Men's Data Used:

Age distribution: Younger (higher proportion of 18–34 year olds) — 15% aged 18–24, 15% aged 65+. Marital status, children, sexuality, and balding are weighted across your selected age range.

Marriage & children: Latin American (moderate marriage ages, higher cohabitation) pattern. At ages 25–29, 55% of Brazilian men are unmarried and 55% are childless. When both filters are active, a combined rate (45% at 25–29) is used to avoid double-counting.

Income: Brackets in R$, from median R$4,000 to top 1% at R$50,000+. Based on Brazilian male full-time earnings data.

Height: Average Brazilian man is 173 cm (5'8"). Brackets are spaced around this national average.

Body type: Brazilian male obesity rate is 20%. Not obese: 80%, normal weight: 38%, fit/athletic: 20%.

Sexuality: Moderate identification rates — 97% straight or bisexual, 94% straight only. Rates are age-weighted.

Eye color: Brown (68%), Hazel (15%), Green (8%), Blue (7%), Gray (2%).

Hair loss: Age-weighted balding rates — 85% of men 18–24 have a full head of hair, declining to 20% at 65+.