Male Delusion Calculator

The Male Delusion Calculator estimates the percentage of Colombian women who match all your selected criteria at once. Each filter's statistical rate is multiplied together — the more criteria you stack, the smaller the pool. The "1 in X" result tells you roughly how many women you'd need to meet before finding a match.

Colombia Women's Data Used:

Age distribution: Younger (higher proportion of 18–34 year olds) — 15% aged 18–24, 15% aged 65+. Marital status, children, and sexuality are weighted across your selected age range rather than using flat averages.

Marriage & children: Latin American (moderate marriage ages, higher cohabitation) pattern. At ages 25–29, 50% of Colombian women are unmarried and 45% are childless. When both filters are active, a combined rate (35% at 25–29) is used to avoid double-counting.

Income: Brackets in COP, from median COP1,800,000 to top 5% at COP8,500,000+. Based on Colombian female full-time earnings data.

Body type: Colombian female obesity rate is 22%. Not obese: 78%, normal weight: 39%, slim: 40%.

Height: Average Colombian woman is 158 cm (5'2"). Brackets are spaced around this national average.

Sexuality: Moderate identification rates — 97% straight or bisexual, 93% straight only. Rates are age-weighted (younger women identify as LGBTQ+ at higher rates).

Eye color: Brown (68%), Hazel (15%), Green (8%), Blue (7%), Gray (2%).

Hair color: Black (55%), Brown (35%), Blonde (5%), Red (3%).