Female Delusion Calculator

The Female Delusion Calculator estimates the percentage of Finnish men who match all your selected criteria at once. Each filter's statistical rate is multiplied together. The "1 in X" result tells you roughly how many men you'd need to encounter before finding a match.

Finland Men's Data Used:

Age distribution: Balanced across age groups — 12% aged 18–24, 19% aged 65+. Marital status, children, sexuality, and balding are weighted across your selected age range.

Marriage & children: Nordic (later marriage, high cohabitation, lower formal marriage rates) pattern. At ages 25–29, 68% of Finnish men are unmarried and 78% are childless. When both filters are active, a combined rate (60% at 25–29) is used to avoid double-counting.

Income: Brackets in €, from median €40,000 to top 1% at €240,000+. Based on Finnish male full-time earnings data.

Height: Average Finnish man is 180 cm (5'11"). Brackets are spaced around this national average.

Body type: Finnish male obesity rate is 20%. Not obese: 80%, normal weight: 38%, fit/athletic: 20%.

Sexuality: High identification (high social acceptance) — 96% straight or bisexual, 93% straight only. Rates are age-weighted.

Eye color: Blue (55%), Green (15%), Brown (15%), Hazel (8%), Gray (7%).

Hair loss: Age-weighted balding rates — 85% of men 18–24 have a full head of hair, declining to 20% at 65+.