Female Delusion Calculator

The Female Delusion Calculator estimates the percentage of French men who match all your selected criteria at once. Each filter's statistical rate is multiplied together. The "1 in X" result tells you roughly how many men you'd need to encounter before finding a match.

France Men's Data Used:

Age distribution: Balanced across age groups — 12% aged 18–24, 19% aged 65+. Marital status, children, sexuality, and balding are weighted across your selected age range.

Marriage & children: Central European (marriage in late 20s, moderate cohabitation) pattern. At ages 25–29, 60% of French men are unmarried and 75% are childless. When both filters are active, a combined rate (57% at 25–29) is used to avoid double-counting.

Income: Brackets in €, from median €38,000 to top 1% at €280,000+. Based on French male full-time earnings data.

Height: Average French man is 178 cm (5'10"). Brackets are spaced around this national average.

Body type: French male obesity rate is 18%. Not obese: 82%, normal weight: 39%, fit/athletic: 21%.

Sexuality: Moderate identification rates — 97% straight or bisexual, 94% straight only. Rates are age-weighted.

Eye color: Blue (35%), Brown (30%), Green (15%), Hazel (12%), Gray (8%).

Hair loss: Age-weighted balding rates — 85% of men 18–24 have a full head of hair, declining to 20% at 65+.