Male Delusion Calculator

The Male Delusion Calculator estimates the percentage of German women who match all your selected criteria at once. Each filter's statistical rate is multiplied together — the more criteria you stack, the smaller the pool. The "1 in X" result tells you roughly how many women you'd need to meet before finding a match.

Germany Women's Data Used:

Age distribution: Balanced across age groups — 12% aged 18–24, 19% aged 65+. Marital status, children, and sexuality are weighted across your selected age range rather than using flat averages.

Marriage & children: Central European (marriage in late 20s, moderate cohabitation) pattern. At ages 25–29, 57% of German women are unmarried and 68% are childless. When both filters are active, a combined rate (52% at 25–29) is used to avoid double-counting.

Income: Brackets in €, from median €35,000 to top 5% at €95,000+. Based on German female full-time earnings data.

Body type: German female obesity rate is 22%. Not obese: 78%, normal weight: 39%, slim: 40%.

Height: Average German woman is 166 cm (5'5"). Brackets are spaced around this national average.

Sexuality: High identification (high social acceptance) — 96% straight or bisexual, 90% straight only. Rates are age-weighted (younger women identify as LGBTQ+ at higher rates).

Eye color: Blue (35%), Brown (30%), Green (15%), Hazel (12%), Gray (8%).

Hair color: Brown (45%), Blonde (25%), Black (22%), Red (6%).