Male Delusion Calculator

The Male Delusion Calculator estimates the percentage of Indian women who match all your selected criteria at once. Each filter's statistical rate is multiplied together — the more criteria you stack, the smaller the pool. The "1 in X" result tells you roughly how many women you'd need to meet before finding a match.

India Women's Data Used:

Age distribution: Very young (high proportion of 18–29 year olds) — 20% aged 18–24, 10% aged 65+. Marital status, children, and sexuality are weighted across your selected age range rather than using flat averages.

Marriage & children: South Asian (early marriage, very low singlehood rates) pattern. At ages 25–29, 30% of Indian women are unmarried and 40% are childless. When both filters are active, a combined rate (25% at 25–29) is used to avoid double-counting.

Income: Brackets in ₹, from median ₹250,000 to top 5% at ₹1,500,000+. Based on Indian female full-time earnings data.

Body type: Indian female obesity rate is 6%. Not obese: 94%, normal weight: 47%, slim: 48%.

Height: Average Indian woman is 152 cm (5'0"). Brackets are spaced around this national average.

Sexuality: Very low reported identification — 99% straight or bisexual, 98% straight only. Rates are age-weighted (younger women identify as LGBTQ+ at higher rates).

Eye color: Brown/Black (92%), Hazel (5%), Green (2%), Blue (1%).

Hair color: Black (88%), Brown (12%).