Female Delusion Calculator

The Female Delusion Calculator estimates the percentage of Indian men who match all your selected criteria at once. Each filter's statistical rate is multiplied together. The "1 in X" result tells you roughly how many men you'd need to encounter before finding a match.

India Men's Data Used:

Age distribution: Very young (high proportion of 18–29 year olds) — 20% aged 18–24, 10% aged 65+. Marital status, children, sexuality, and balding are weighted across your selected age range.

Marriage & children: South Asian (early marriage, very low singlehood rates) pattern. At ages 25–29, 45% of Indian men are unmarried and 55% are childless. When both filters are active, a combined rate (38% at 25–29) is used to avoid double-counting.

Income: Brackets in ₹, from median ₹350,000 to top 1% at ₹5,000,000+. Based on Indian male full-time earnings data.

Height: Average Indian man is 166 cm (5'5"). Brackets are spaced around this national average.

Body type: Indian male obesity rate is 5%. Not obese: 95%, normal weight: 45%, fit/athletic: 24%.

Sexuality: Very low reported identification — 99% straight or bisexual, 98% straight only. Rates are age-weighted.

Eye color: Brown/Black (92%), Hazel (5%), Green (2%), Blue (1%).

Hair loss: Age-weighted balding rates — 85% of men 18–24 have a full head of hair, declining to 20% at 65+.