Male Delusion Calculator

The Male Delusion Calculator estimates the percentage of Italian women who match all your selected criteria at once. Each filter's statistical rate is multiplied together — the more criteria you stack, the smaller the pool. The "1 in X" result tells you roughly how many women you'd need to meet before finding a match.

Italy Women's Data Used:

Age distribution: Older (higher proportion aged 45+) — 10% aged 18–24, 21% aged 65+. Marital status, children, and sexuality are weighted across your selected age range rather than using flat averages.

Marriage & children: Mediterranean (later marriage, traditionally lower divorce rates) pattern. At ages 25–29, 65% of Italian women are unmarried and 75% are childless. When both filters are active, a combined rate (57% at 25–29) is used to avoid double-counting.

Income: Brackets in €, from median €25,000 to top 5% at €68,000+. Based on Italian female full-time earnings data.

Body type: Italian female obesity rate is 12%. Not obese: 88%, normal weight: 44%, slim: 45%.

Height: Average Italian woman is 163 cm (5'4"). Brackets are spaced around this national average.

Sexuality: Moderate identification rates — 97% straight or bisexual, 93% straight only. Rates are age-weighted (younger women identify as LGBTQ+ at higher rates).

Eye color: Brown (60%), Hazel (18%), Green (12%), Blue (8%), Gray (2%).

Hair color: Black (40%), Brown (48%), Blonde (5%), Red (3%).