Male Delusion Calculator

The Male Delusion Calculator estimates the percentage of Dutch women who match all your selected criteria at once. Each filter's statistical rate is multiplied together — the more criteria you stack, the smaller the pool. The "1 in X" result tells you roughly how many women you'd need to meet before finding a match.

Netherlands Women's Data Used:

Age distribution: Balanced across age groups — 12% aged 18–24, 19% aged 65+. Marital status, children, and sexuality are weighted across your selected age range rather than using flat averages.

Marriage & children: Nordic (later marriage, high cohabitation, lower formal marriage rates) pattern. At ages 25–29, 65% of Dutch women are unmarried and 70% are childless. When both filters are active, a combined rate (55% at 25–29) is used to avoid double-counting.

Income: Brackets in €, from median €38,000 to top 5% at €100,000+. Based on Dutch female full-time earnings data.

Body type: Dutch female obesity rate is 16%. Not obese: 84%, normal weight: 42%, slim: 43%.

Height: Average Dutch woman is 168 cm (5'6"). Brackets are spaced around this national average.

Sexuality: High identification (high social acceptance) — 96% straight or bisexual, 90% straight only. Rates are age-weighted (younger women identify as LGBTQ+ at higher rates).

Eye color: Blue (35%), Brown (30%), Green (15%), Hazel (12%), Gray (8%).

Hair color: Brown (45%), Blonde (25%), Black (22%), Red (6%).