Male Delusion Calculator

The Male Delusion Calculator estimates the percentage of New Zealand women who match all your selected criteria at once. Each filter's statistical rate is multiplied together — the more criteria you stack, the smaller the pool. The "1 in X" result tells you roughly how many women you'd need to meet before finding a match.

New Zealand Women's Data Used:

Age distribution: Balanced across age groups — 12% aged 18–24, 19% aged 65+. Marital status, children, and sexuality are weighted across your selected age range rather than using flat averages.

Marriage & children: Western (most marry in late 20s–30s, moderate divorce rates) pattern. At ages 25–29, 55% of New Zealand women are unmarried and 62% are childless. When both filters are active, a combined rate (50% at 25–29) is used to avoid double-counting.

Income: Brackets in NZ$, from median NZ$48,000 to top 5% at NZ$135,000+. Based on New Zealand female full-time earnings data.

Body type: New Zealand female obesity rate is 30%. Not obese: 70%, normal weight: 35%, slim: 36%.

Height: Average New Zealand woman is 164 cm (5'5"). Brackets are spaced around this national average.

Sexuality: High identification (high social acceptance) — 96% straight or bisexual, 90% straight only. Rates are age-weighted (younger women identify as LGBTQ+ at higher rates).

Eye color: Brown/Black (38%), Blue (30%), Hazel (15%), Green (12%), Gray (5%).

Hair color: Brown (50%), Blonde (20%), Black (20%), Red (8%).