Lesbian Delusion Calculator (New Zealand)

Breaking Down the New Zealand Statistics:

Age demographics: Balanced across age groups — 12% of adult New Zealand women are 18–24, tapering to 19% at 65+.

Orientation breakdown: High identification (high social acceptance). At ages 18–24, 20% of New Zealand women identify as WLW (women who love women). By 65+, the lesbian-only rate falls to 0.5%.

Marital status & kids: New Zealand follows a western (most marry in late 20s–30s, moderate divorce rates) pattern. Among women aged 25–29, 55% are unmarried and 62% have no children. Picking both "unmarried" and "no children" activates a joint rate (50% at 25–29) instead of multiplying independently, since these traits overlap heavily.

Earning power: Salary brackets reflect New Zealand female full-time income data. The median stands at NZ$48,000, with NZ$135,000+ needed for the top 5%.

Body type: The New Zealand female obesity rate is 30%, meaning 70% are not obese. Of those, 35% fall in the normal BMI range and 36% are on the slimmer side.

Height: The average New Zealand woman measures 164 cm (5'5").

Eye colour: Brown/Black (38%), Blue (30%), Hazel (15%), Green (12%), Gray (5%).

Hair colour: Brown (50%), Blonde (20%), Black (20%), Red (8%).