Male Delusion Calculator

The Male Delusion Calculator estimates the percentage of Norwegian women who match all your selected criteria at once. Each filter's statistical rate is multiplied together — the more criteria you stack, the smaller the pool. The "1 in X" result tells you roughly how many women you'd need to meet before finding a match.

Norway Women's Data Used:

Age distribution: Balanced across age groups — 12% aged 18–24, 19% aged 65+. Marital status, children, and sexuality are weighted across your selected age range rather than using flat averages.

Marriage & children: Nordic (later marriage, high cohabitation, lower formal marriage rates) pattern. At ages 25–29, 65% of Norwegian women are unmarried and 70% are childless. When both filters are active, a combined rate (55% at 25–29) is used to avoid double-counting.

Income: Brackets in kr, from median kr45,000 to top 5% at kr105,000+. Based on Norwegian female full-time earnings data.

Body type: Norwegian female obesity rate is 15%. Not obese: 85%, normal weight: 42%, slim: 44%.

Height: Average Norwegian woman is 167 cm (5'6"). Brackets are spaced around this national average.

Sexuality: High identification (high social acceptance) — 96% straight or bisexual, 90% straight only. Rates are age-weighted (younger women identify as LGBTQ+ at higher rates).

Eye color: Blue (55%), Green (15%), Brown (15%), Hazel (8%), Gray (7%).

Hair color: Blonde (45%), Brown (38%), Red (10%), Black (7%).