Male Delusion Calculator

The Male Delusion Calculator estimates the percentage of Polish women who match all your selected criteria at once. Each filter's statistical rate is multiplied together — the more criteria you stack, the smaller the pool. The "1 in X" result tells you roughly how many women you'd need to meet before finding a match.

Poland Women's Data Used:

Age distribution: Balanced across age groups — 12% aged 18–24, 19% aged 65+. Marital status, children, and sexuality are weighted across your selected age range rather than using flat averages.

Marriage & children: Eastern European (earlier marriage, lower cohabitation rates) pattern. At ages 25–29, 45% of Polish women are unmarried and 55% are childless. When both filters are active, a combined rate (42% at 25–29) is used to avoid double-counting.

Income: Brackets in zł, from median zł5,500 to top 5% at zł15,000+. Based on Polish female full-time earnings data.

Body type: Polish female obesity rate is 20%. Not obese: 80%, normal weight: 40%, slim: 41%.

Height: Average Polish woman is 164 cm (5'5"). Brackets are spaced around this national average.

Sexuality: Lower identification rates — 98% straight or bisexual, 96% straight only. Rates are age-weighted (younger women identify as LGBTQ+ at higher rates).

Eye color: Blue (32%), Brown (30%), Green (16%), Hazel (14%), Gray (8%).

Hair color: Brown (42%), Blonde (28%), Black (22%), Red (6%).