Female Delusion Calculator

The Female Delusion Calculator estimates the percentage of Polish men who match all your selected criteria at once. Each filter's statistical rate is multiplied together. The "1 in X" result tells you roughly how many men you'd need to encounter before finding a match.

Poland Men's Data Used:

Age distribution: Balanced across age groups — 12% aged 18–24, 19% aged 65+. Marital status, children, sexuality, and balding are weighted across your selected age range.

Marriage & children: Eastern European (earlier marriage, lower cohabitation rates) pattern. At ages 25–29, 52% of Polish men are unmarried and 62% are childless. When both filters are active, a combined rate (48% at 25–29) is used to avoid double-counting.

Income: Brackets in zł, from median zł7,000 to top 1% at zł45,000+. Based on Polish male full-time earnings data.

Height: Average Polish man is 178 cm (5'10"). Brackets are spaced around this national average.

Body type: Polish male obesity rate is 22%. Not obese: 78%, normal weight: 37%, fit/athletic: 20%.

Sexuality: Lower identification rates — 98% straight or bisexual, 96% straight only. Rates are age-weighted.

Eye color: Blue (32%), Brown (30%), Green (16%), Hazel (14%), Gray (8%).

Hair loss: Age-weighted balding rates — 85% of men 18–24 have a full head of hair, declining to 20% at 65+.