Male Delusion Calculator

The Male Delusion Calculator estimates the percentage of Russian women who match all your selected criteria at once. Each filter's statistical rate is multiplied together — the more criteria you stack, the smaller the pool. The "1 in X" result tells you roughly how many women you'd need to meet before finding a match.

Russian Federation Women's Data Used:

Age distribution: Balanced across age groups — 12% aged 18–24, 19% aged 65+. Marital status, children, and sexuality are weighted across your selected age range rather than using flat averages.

Marriage & children: Eastern European (earlier marriage, lower cohabitation rates) pattern. At ages 25–29, 45% of Russian women are unmarried and 55% are childless. When both filters are active, a combined rate (42% at 25–29) is used to avoid double-counting.

Income: Brackets in ₽, from median ₽50,000 to top 5% at ₽170,000+. Based on Russian female full-time earnings data.

Body type: Russian female obesity rate is 25%. Not obese: 75%, normal weight: 37%, slim: 39%.

Height: Average Russian woman is 165 cm (5'5"). Brackets are spaced around this national average.

Sexuality: Very low reported identification — 99% straight or bisexual, 98% straight only. Rates are age-weighted (younger women identify as LGBTQ+ at higher rates).

Eye color: Blue (32%), Brown (30%), Green (16%), Hazel (14%), Gray (8%).

Hair color: Brown (42%), Blonde (28%), Black (22%), Red (6%).