Male Delusion Calculator

The Male Delusion Calculator estimates the percentage of South African women who match all your selected criteria at once. Each filter's statistical rate is multiplied together — the more criteria you stack, the smaller the pool. The "1 in X" result tells you roughly how many women you'd need to meet before finding a match.

South Africa Women's Data Used:

Age distribution: Younger (higher proportion of 18–34 year olds) — 15% aged 18–24, 15% aged 65+. Marital status, children, and sexuality are weighted across your selected age range rather than using flat averages.

Marriage & children: Western (most marry in late 20s–30s, moderate divorce rates) pattern. At ages 25–29, 55% of South African women are unmarried and 62% are childless. When both filters are active, a combined rate (50% at 25–29) is used to avoid double-counting.

Income: Brackets in R, from median R15,000 to top 5% at R80,000+. Based on South African female full-time earnings data.

Body type: South African female obesity rate is 40%. Not obese: 60%, normal weight: 30%, slim: 31%.

Height: Average South African woman is 159 cm (5'3"). Brackets are spaced around this national average.

Sexuality: Lower identification rates — 98% straight or bisexual, 96% straight only. Rates are age-weighted (younger women identify as LGBTQ+ at higher rates).

Eye color: Brown/Black (82%), Hazel (8%), Blue (5%), Green (3%), Gray (2%).

Hair color: Black (80%), Brown (12%), Blonde (5%), Red (3%).