Lesbian Delusion Calculator (South Africa)

The South African Data Behind Every Filter:

Age demographics: Younger (higher proportion of 18–34 year olds) — 15% of adult South African women are 18–24, tapering to 15% at 65+.

Orientation breakdown: Lower identification rates. At ages 18–24, 8% of South African women identify as WLW (women who love women). By 65+, the lesbian-only rate falls to 0.2%.

Marital status & kids: South Africa follows a western (most marry in late 20s–30s, moderate divorce rates) pattern. Among women aged 25–29, 55% are unmarried and 62% have no children. Picking both "unmarried" and "no children" activates a joint rate (50% at 25–29) instead of multiplying independently, since these traits overlap heavily.

Earning power: Salary brackets reflect South African female full-time income data. The median stands at R15,000, with R80,000+ needed for the top 5%.

Body type: The South African female obesity rate is 40%, meaning 60% are not obese. Of those, 30% fall in the normal BMI range and 31% are on the slimmer side.

Height: The average South African woman measures 159 cm (5'3").

Eye colour: Brown/Black (82%), Hazel (8%), Blue (5%), Green (3%), Gray (2%).

Hair colour: Black (80%), Brown (12%), Blonde (5%), Red (3%).