Female Delusion Calculator

The Female Delusion Calculator estimates the percentage of South African men who match all your selected criteria at once. Each filter's statistical rate is multiplied together. The "1 in X" result tells you roughly how many men you'd need to encounter before finding a match.

South Africa Men's Data Used:

Age distribution: Younger (higher proportion of 18–34 year olds) — 15% aged 18–24, 15% aged 65+. Marital status, children, sexuality, and balding are weighted across your selected age range.

Marriage & children: Western (most marry in late 20s–30s, moderate divorce rates) pattern. At ages 25–29, 57% of South African men are unmarried and 70% are childless. When both filters are active, a combined rate (55% at 25–29) is used to avoid double-counting.

Income: Brackets in R, from median R20,000 to top 1% at R250,000+. Based on South African male full-time earnings data.

Height: Average South African man is 171 cm (5'7"). Brackets are spaced around this national average.

Body type: South African male obesity rate is 15%. Not obese: 85%, normal weight: 40%, fit/athletic: 22%.

Sexuality: Lower identification rates — 98% straight or bisexual, 96% straight only. Rates are age-weighted.

Eye color: Brown/Black (82%), Hazel (8%), Blue (5%), Green (3%), Gray (2%).

Hair loss: Age-weighted balding rates — 85% of men 18–24 have a full head of hair, declining to 20% at 65+.