Male Delusion Calculator

The Male Delusion Calculator estimates the percentage of British women who match all your selected criteria at once. Each filter's statistical rate is multiplied together — the more criteria you stack, the smaller the pool. The "1 in X" result tells you roughly how many women you'd need to meet before finding a match.

United Kingdom Women's Data Used:

Age distribution: Balanced across age groups — 12% aged 18–24, 19% aged 65+. Marital status, children, and sexuality are weighted across your selected age range rather than using flat averages.

Marriage & children: Western (most marry in late 20s–30s, moderate divorce rates) pattern. At ages 25–29, 55% of British women are unmarried and 62% are childless. When both filters are active, a combined rate (50% at 25–29) is used to avoid double-counting.

Income: Brackets in £, from median £28,000 to top 5% at £75,000+. Based on British female full-time earnings data.

Body type: British female obesity rate is 27%. Not obese: 73%, normal weight: 36%, slim: 38%.

Height: Average British woman is 163 cm (5'4"). Brackets are spaced around this national average.

Sexuality: High identification (high social acceptance) — 96% straight or bisexual, 90% straight only. Rates are age-weighted (younger women identify as LGBTQ+ at higher rates).

Eye color: Blue (48%), Brown (22%), Green (15%), Hazel (10%), Gray (5%).

Hair color: Brown (45%), Blonde (25%), Black (15%), Red (13%).