Lesbian Delusion Calculator

What percentage of British women match your criteria and are interested in women?

Note: This calculator filters for women who identify as lesbian or bisexual. The base dating pool is smaller (~9% of women), so percentages will be lower than the general calculator.
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United Kingdom — How This Calculator Works

The Lesbian Delusion Calculator estimates the percentage of all British women who are both interested in women and match your other criteria. The base dating pool is smaller (~9% lesbian/bisexual, ~1.5% lesbian only), so percentages are lower than the general calculator. The "1 in X" result is relative to all women, not just lesbian/bi women.

United Kingdom Women's Data Used:

Age distribution: Balanced across age groups — 12% aged 18–24, 19% aged 65+.

Sexuality: High identification (high social acceptance). Age-weighted: 20% of women 18–24 identify as WLW vs 0.5% lesbian only at 65+.

Marriage & children: Western (most marry in late 20s–30s, moderate divorce rates) pattern. At ages 25–29, 55% unmarried, 62% childless. Combined unmarried+childless rate: 50% at 25–29.

Income: Brackets in £, from median £28,000 to top 5% at £75,000+.

Body type: British female obesity rate is 27%. Not obese: 73%, normal: 36%, slim: 38%.

Height: Average British woman is 163 cm (5'4"). Brackets spaced around this average.

Eye color: Blue (48%), Brown (22%), Green (15%), Hazel (10%), Gray (5%).

Hair color: Brown (45%), Blonde (25%), Black (15%), Red (13%).

Data Sources & Methodology

ONS (demographics, income) | NHS Digital (BMI, height) | Gallup / ONS (sexuality)

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